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Irish Demotivational Poster

IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.

TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. Damn amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.

THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps




TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....

IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm
a very old joke




TAGS: irish whiskey
Rating: 4.57/5

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Aurielius - November 3, 2015, 11:29 pm
The same goes for any good single malt
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am
Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm
This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.
Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm
It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm
This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mistress)


TAGS: irish bar wytch
Rating: 4.41/5

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WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"


IRISHMAN WALKS OUT OF A PUB - Hey, it could happen ...

TAGS: irishman walks out of bar
Rating: 4.55/5

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TheGoat - June 14, 2011, 1:53 am
Of course - he's going to church! (In memory Daniel Patrick Sullivan - good friend - 1956-2011)
Airman - June 13, 2011, 6:58 pm



UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...

IRISH SUNGLASSES - My futures so bright, i gotta wear shades

TAGS: irish sunglasses abuse
Rating: 2.05/5
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 6:08 pm
Stop, please stop agdaniele! You're making it better!
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
Can't stop laughing? You are a piece of sh*t.
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 5:34 pm
I can't stop laughing!
Becca - January 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Abuse is never funny. This picture is definitely NOT funny.
Jommick - October 19, 2008, 8:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, there's an ad about the Irish over there
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:45 am
It's always funny if you're not at the receiving end
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:25 am
this is disturbing. how do any of you find this remotely funny?
ericke - July 2, 2008, 2:22 pm
"I deserved it for leaving the mop out"

Leprechauns -


IRELAND - More Bars in More Places

TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


TAGS: an 8th century old irish poem for sean
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - May 11, 2010, 11:55 am
This is beautiful, Harr. But who banned Pungur? Was it Aggy? Bet it was Aggy. He's been a little ban-happy lately. 5.


TAGS: irish
Rating: 4.2/5

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TAGS: life time irish celebration holy beer march
Rating: 2.44/5

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chunk - April 8, 2009, 1:05 am
guinness is a fucking godly beer, hence the halo
agdaniele - March 24, 2009, 9:28 pm
Nihilophobe - March 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
Eh, Murphy's is better anyway.
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 4:44 pm
Harp is a lager, Kaliber is a lager... both made by Guinness. Pictured here is a stout... which, to prove myself wrong, is a form of ale. Top fermented.
shane x - March 19, 2009, 9:03 am
no its a lager actually
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a stout... or porter. Not an ale.

when Irish eyes are smiling, -



TAGS: irish whiskey assignment cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:26 am
Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leading me astray...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:14 am
Moooooooooooo wants!!!!!!!! 5L


TAGS: vodka potaotes russian irish
Rating: 4.69/5

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erniecordell - August 8, 2011, 8:46 pm
I believe these particular vodkas are made from wheat: I would look at a Polish vodka like Wyborova to be made from potatoes. One might also remember that the word after the phrase "Irish Potato" was 'famine.'
Reality Lord - August 8, 2011, 9:16 am

silly buggers
Reality Lord - August 8, 2011, 9:15 am

google never lies
Derek - August 8, 2011, 5:53 am
Too busy eatin' the taties to drink 'em.
440wakeup - August 8, 2011, 5:12 am
but when I ried to post something like this everybody wrote in and said that vodka wasnt from potatoes
Verdeckt - August 7, 2011, 10:52 am

INEBRIATED AND DOWN - not forever just for now

TAGS: irish whiskey challenge
Rating: 4.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Bushmills !!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!!

IRISH YOGA - it makes your liver more limber

TAGS: irish yoga
Rating: 2.92/5

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THE IRISH SOCCER FEDERATION - Have Made A New Penalty For A Deliberate Handball.

Tanning -

Irish Drivers -

THE IRISH - Even they couldn't drink him under the table.

TAGS: alcohol earthquake21 asian irish
Rating: 2.14/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 24, 2009, 12:09 am
no you couldn't, haha, maybe you've never been to China ?
Bunny - March 23, 2009, 11:33 am
yeah we could -no hassle!


EVERYBODY IS IRISH - on Saint Patrick's day

TAGS: irish
Rating: 3.56/5

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LEPRECHAUNS - They Come In All Sizes

ST. PATRICKS DAY - I'm taking taking tomorrow off to go be Irish for a day.

AERLINGUS - Catholic or Bust!!!

TAGS: catholic or bust irish planes
Rating: 1.5/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
onelionus, becauseIdon'tgetit-us
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 11:26 pm

GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 9:05 pm
cuni-lingus, the only way to go down...
ojjuror - September 8, 2010, 8:00 pm
Any Lingus - The Only way to Fly.

An Irish Toast -


don't fuck with redheaded fairies -

TAGS: redhead bad fairie irish humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 7:56 am
..All through the night... Don't go chasing Waterfalls,...
mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 7:54 am
All through the night.... Just don't go chasing Waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that your used to....
Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:31 am
Would you like the Red Light Special?
mizzdizz - May 2, 2017, 10:13 pm
Making our music there, with a few red lights, a few old beds, We made a place to sweat, No matter what we get out of this, I know, I know we'll never forget.. Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky....
Cannabal - May 2, 2017, 8:06 pm
Smoke on Water....Fire in the Sky....
mizzdizz - April 30, 2017, 12:29 am
Red on the head, fire in the bed..... chuckle, chuckle....
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 12:16 am

Take the word 'with' out of the sentence and maybe...^


TAGS: luck of the irish
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2012, 11:40 pm
Y,mean being rebuffed by a hand? or maybe just buffed (?) Yes, and yes. BTW, saw an old flame in the obits. Stole my heart back in ’66…tearing it outta my chest…biting off the aorta. Drivin’ up to the cemetery, need to brush up on the one party tango……
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 11:10 pm

You sound like the voice of experience~~
GaryO - March 17, 2012, 5:22 pm
Wah, yayas, yayas ah aem, thank ya, little ladah. Aynd ah blieve that thar gentleman is fixin’ to git pummeled about the fayce
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 5:14 pm

You're just bad, GaryO!~

The Official Breakfast of Ireland, -